May 30, 2012
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Nuna calls home.

Nuna: Darian! I got the job! 

Durian: Yaaay.

Nuna: Tina, I got the job!

Tuna: YAAAAAAAAAY!

Nuna: Dad, I got the job!

Papa: Yay HURHURHUR

Nuna: Mom, I got the job!

Momma: You’re gonna make $50 an hour, right? Good. You can give me $20 a day.

Nuna got a paid (paid! time for a cat!) internship for a super-awesome-cool nonprofit organization which will allow her to use her awesome fantastical art skills designing and whatnot BONZAAAAAAI WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Butt wiggles and butt gropes for everyone!

6:21pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxMRl2bI
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May 27, 2012

Tuna is humming “The Sound of Music” to herself upstairs in the living room when she hears Nuna scream.

Nuna: TINA! THE HAMSTER’S MISSING! HE’S GONE!

Nuna runs up to Tuna from the basement.

Nuna: DARIAN LEFT THE CAGE DOOR OPEN AND THE HAMSTER ESCAPED.

Tuna and Nuna run downstairs into the basement and overturn everything looking for the hamster.

Tuna: Oh my god, this morning, I heard funny sounds coming from my luggage. I pretended that there was a mouse in the luggage and kicked the box. What if I kicked and killed the hamster?! 

Tuna looks through her luggage and finds a 2-inch round hole in a plastic bag that she was using to store her underwear from Guelph (her university city). 

Tuna: Nina, look! Could the hamster have made this? I think it’s too small for the hamster…maybe the bag just got caught on something…

Nuna: The hamster might not even be in the basement anymore…

Tuna: Mom also opened the basement doors to hang up laundry. What if the hamster escaped outside…

Tuna and Nuna were fraught with fears for their beloved hamster as they tiptoed around the basement, flinging things (carefully) aside. What if they find a little dead cotton ball?! Momma also comes downstairs to help.

Tuna: Maybe if we’re quiet, we can hear the hamster…

Tuna and Nuna stops shuffling around and try to hear hamster noises. Quiet shifting sounds were heard. 

Tuna: OK, I’m looking through my underwear just in case. Oh my god, what if I killed him when I kicked my stuff this morning…

Tuna picks up her bag of underwear and——

Tuna: NINA—LOOK, IT’S THE HAMSTER!

The hamster’s fuzzy white butt was poking out of the hole. Nuna grabs a pair of scissors for Tina to enlarge the hole and free the hamster (and a camera to document the event). With the jaws of life, Tuna cuts the hole into a bigger one. The hamster’s head pokes out. Then an arm frees itself and waves around. Eventually, the entire hamster crawls out. 

What a smart hamster. After a night of exploring all there was to explore in the basement, the little guy chewed his way through Tuna’s bag of underwear for a warm bed. Welcome back, bud. 

8:35pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxMGP_Br
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Filed under: LOL Nuna Tuna family hamster 
May 23, 2012
shewhosleeps: that’s a big fish you got there.mom: your dad said ‘i can’t eat that. it’s too big and it looks like a human.’mom: *slapping dead fish with a spoon* you have to hit it like that so it dies.mom: *stroking fish, saying to it:* you’re so sad, aren’t you?mom: i moved the newspaper with my foot and made a “shkshkshhhk” sound. i thought the fish was coming back to life.mom: *trying to chop fish into steaks with butcher knife* nina, get me dad’s hammer, i need to use it to pound the knife into the fish; he’s too strong. mom: tina, he’s speaking! he says, ‘you’re going to cook me…’ 

shewhosleeps:

that’s a big fish you got there.
mom: your dad said ‘i can’t eat that. it’s too big and it looks like a human.’
mom: *slapping dead fish with a spoon* you have to hit it like that so it dies.
mom: *stroking fish, saying to it:* you’re so sad, aren’t you?
mom: i moved the newspaper with my foot and made a “shkshkshhhk” sound. i thought the fish was coming back to life.
mom: *trying to chop fish into steaks with butcher knife* nina, get me dad’s hammer, i need to use it to pound the knife into the fish; he’s too strong. 
mom: tina, he’s speaking! he says, ‘you’re going to cook me…’ 

7:38pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxM0ulTj
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Filed under: LOL family momma papa 
May 21, 2012
farmers and stuffing; wolves vs. homo sapiens

Tuna and Nuna converse.

Nuna: Oh my god, I just realized how horrible this song was—-“Ba ba black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three fangs full”. *glares at Tuna*


Tuna: What?! Did you just say…fags? …Three fags full? *glares at Nina*

Nuna: No! Fangs!

Tuna: It’s bags. Three bags full.

Nuna: Oh.

1:48pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxLu1BpW
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May 18, 2012
SISTER, WAIT FOR ME! WAIT FOR ME, PLEASE!

Momma and Tuna are in the living room.

Momma: So when are you going?

Tuna: I’m not going out.

Momma: No? Why didn’t you go out with your sister?

Tuna: She’s hanging out with her friends—I don’t want to impose.

Momma: When I was little, I always went out with my older sister. Whenever she went out, I’d want to going out too. When she didn’t let me, I’d cry.

Tuna: Awww…how old were you?

Momma: I was your brother’s age.

Tuna: …17 years old?

12:29pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxLiVVOf
(Notes: 2)
  
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May 11, 2012
How to speak Nuna #1 - #4

1. COOT - cute

2. *butt wiggle* - *hug*

3. STA - star

4. *BUTT GROPE* - I love you

11:11am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxLHXeTj
(Notes: 1)
  
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May 8, 2012
The Hang siblings are hanging out in the living room. Somehow, the conversation turns to the topic of tampons. Durian: Tampons can’t be flushed down the toilet. Tuna: Yes, they can. Durian: Really?! Tuna: Yes. I have some upstairs if you want one to experiment with.  Durian: YEAH! Tuna runs upstairs to grab a tampon for Durian. Durian fills a rice bowl with water and carefully carries it back to the coffee table where Tuna and Nuna are waiting. Tuna hands Durian the tampon. Durian: This is it?! This is what girls put inside of them?! Tuna: Yes. Well—-you have to rip off the plastic first. Durian: So, these are the things that we played with as kids? The things that we blew out of cardboard tubes?! Tuna: Yes (harharhar) but these are a new kind without the plastic applicator.  Nuna: Oh my god, what are you guys doing? Durian rips the plastic off of the tampon and bounces the tampon from the string. Durian: What’s this string for? Tuna: To pull the tampon out of girls’ vaginas. Durian: Does the string ever get sucked in and stuck inside vaginas? What do girls do then? Tuna: No! Vaginas aren’t never-ending black holes, sucking everything in. Durian: Sometimes they are. Tuna and Nuna: … Durian tosses the tampon inside the rice bowl of water. The tampon expands to what appears to be 3 times its original size. Durian: That’s it? 

The Hang siblings are hanging out in the living room. Somehow, the conversation turns to the topic of tampons.

Durian: Tampons can’t be flushed down the toilet.

Tuna: Yes, they can.

Durian: Really?!

Tuna: Yes. I have some upstairs if you want one to experiment with. 

Durian: YEAH!

Tuna runs upstairs to grab a tampon for Durian. Durian fills a rice bowl with water and carefully carries it back to the coffee table where Tuna and Nuna are waiting. Tuna hands Durian the tampon.

Durian: This is it?! This is what girls put inside of them?!

Tuna: Yes. Well—-you have to rip off the plastic first.

Durian: So, these are the things that we played with as kids? The things that we blew out of cardboard tubes?!

Tuna: Yes (harharhar) but these are a new kind without the plastic applicator. 

Nuna: Oh my god, what are you guys doing?

Durian rips the plastic off of the tampon and bounces the tampon from the string.

Durian: What’s this string for?

Tuna: To pull the tampon out of girls’ vaginas.

Durian: Does the string ever get sucked in and stuck inside vaginas? What do girls do then?

Tuna: No! Vaginas aren’t never-ending black holes, sucking everything in.

Durian: Sometimes they are.

Tuna and Nuna: …

Durian tosses the tampon inside the rice bowl of water. The tampon expands to what appears to be 3 times its original size.

Durian: That’s it? 

2:34pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxL6lIoj
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Filed under: family LOL Durian Tuna Nuna 
April 14, 2012
I know that we’re supposed to love our bodies blahblahblah and accept ourselves for who we are blahblahblah but you can’t ignore the fact that these conversations still happen between girls (and boys, or girls and boys together, or whoever) and that some people are self concious—-don’t stick your nose up at us, you uppity nose-sticker-upper, ohno please don’t beat me up, you’re beautiful, i’m beautiful, I believe you now i swear to bob

Tuna and Nuna texted each other yesterday night. Tuna was at work in Guelph and Nuna was at home in Toronto. They’re both trying to study for their upcoming finals but are having a hard time getting motivated.

Nuna: […] don’t do what? Exercise? Time for baking soon… Make i’ll study for a cooked more hours then bake :D’ll just bake and eat, and when you come back you can force me to jog and swim and all the blobbyness will disappear !!! :D good plan

Tuna: Don’t bake a cake. And no…I won’t force you to exercise…you’ll have so much fun, you’ll go willingly :D I feel uncomfortable in a swim suit, I might not swim ‘cause of how self concious I feel :S

Nuna: NOOO TINA YOU ARE A HOT PIECE BUTTOCKS!!!!!!! :( i dunno i might feel the same though, esp w my too piece o.o WE SHOULD GET the same swimming suit that i want from old navy, they have different styles of the same type of suit That’s made to control extra fluffiness […] No worries bub we will get BUFF AND MUSCULAR the first half of summer and then go swimming w the old people and scare them w our ripped bodies!!! You should also study now at work to scare them w your fat brain!!! I WILL TOO!!!

And so, Tuna and Nuna went on with their goal of becoming hot pieces of buttocks with fat brains…but knowing them, they probably just became fluffier and improved their baking skills for when they open their bakery together.

5:53pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxJg4CMs
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March 19, 2012
I will be mother of the ruler of the world

Nuna’s email to Tuna:
“mom reading darian’s acceptance letter to mcmaster

Dear Darian H,

Welcome to our university. You are a special person. You come to our university, and you will be president.”

11:42pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxIG-Gck
(Notes: 3)
  
Filed under: LOL Nuna Momma Durian Tuna school 
March 8, 2012
The little old man sat down beside his little old lady

Papa and momma are sitting on the couch together.

Papa: Em*,when we grow old, we have to take care of each other. Our children are going to grow up. They will leave us when they’re big. We will be alone…We need to take care of each other.

*’Em’ is a Vietnamese pronoun used for younger sibling or the female in a romantic relationship.

12:00am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjiKBxHegmHw
Filed under: LOL family Momma Papa 
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